Wife and measuring up

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For wife's what has been, or might be, your movitation behind measuring your husband's penis

simple curiosity
5
19%
husband wanted me to measure
5
19%
comparision reasons
1
4%
Just a fun activity to do
5
19%
Prove to husband he is not small
2
8%
Find out if he is small, average, or bigger
4
15%
bragging
1
4%
Its fair because men can gauge breast size
1
4%
Learn if male enhancement is working
0
No votes
Other
2
8%
 
Total votes : 26

Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby Laffy » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:56 pm

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Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby be64 » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:17 pm

I haven't replied to this thread so I will by saying my wife has not measured my penis, but I have. My purpose has been to compare myself with average. I have found that I am quite a bit larger than average, so now I have bragging rights. My wife doesn't complain either.
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Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby Laffy » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:53 pm

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Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby be64 » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:40 pm

Laffy wrote:
be64 wrote:I haven't replied to this thread so I will by saying my wife has not measured my penis, but I have. My purpose has been to compare myself with average. I have found that I am quite a bit larger than average, so now I have bragging rights. My wife doesn't complain either.



But don't you think you would have a more objective measure if your wife measured it!!! :) ;)

With her measuring, my penis would have probably gotten bigger.
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Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby belladona » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:27 pm

lol ... So, what IS average?
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Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby mariabronn » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:32 pm

To get a true average one would have to measure lots of penises, the more penises, the greater the accuracy of the survey. You'd have to measure guys from all cultures and races. Who would sign up to be a dick measurer?
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Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby be64 » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:07 am

belladona wrote:lol ... So, what IS average?

It depends on what study you read and in what country, but Wikipedia says about 3.5-4" flaccid and about 5-6" erect is average.
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Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby Laffy » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:22 pm

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Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby Laffy » Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:27 pm

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Re: Wife and measuring up

Postby EelKat » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:05 am

I've never measured or even thought to measure, not once in 28 years together. I would if he asked me to, but he hasn't, so...whatever.

I don't know. I'm perfectly happy with him the way he is, so I don't feel any need to compare him and...of course, I'm more obsessed with his balls then his penis, so maybe that has something to do with it?
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