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Men: What excuses have you gotten from your wife to not have sex?

Ambiguous response (eg: I don't feel like it or a plain no with no explanation)
14
16%
I am menstrating
14
16%
I have headache
9
10%
The kids are awake
11
12%
My TV show is on
4
4%
I'm dirty down there / I don't want you seeing me down there
10
11%
I don't want to deal with the taste/feel/messiness of sex
7
8%
Out of birth control (condoms, pills, etc)
1
1%
We just had sex (over some specified time frame)
14
16%
Other (please explain)
6
7%
 
Total votes : 90

Excuses

Postby supertbone » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:56 pm

I know most of us have gotten excuses from our wives to not have sex . Ladies have you given any of these? Here are a few I have heard. Have you heard these too? If there were more room I have another 5-10 more or so to add. If you have more please add them.
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Re: Excuses

Postby supertbone » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:59 pm

I could have also added

* I'm mad at you
* I am busy
* You smell
* I don't want to perform (blank sex act)
* I'm tired
* Sex Is a hassle (undressing/dressing, cleaning up)
* I'm tired
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Re: Excuses

Postby JustGettingBy » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:20 am

The one that really hurt was that she really wanted the time after the kids go to bed to read her LDS romance novels. That took years to not be devastated everytime I thought about it.
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Excuses

Postby mashman108 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:45 am

LDS romance novels - yes they have driven me crazy too at times. My wife gets so into them it's like I'm not even there!
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Re: Excuses

Postby HighDriveMormon » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:06 am

Sorry but the only time I get "excuses" they are usually valid (headache, exhausted, sick, etc) and I have turned her down for the same reasons on rare occasions. But she usually finds excuses to have sex, like it will help the person with the sickness feel better, or it will help her cramping or will be a good stretch for our sore muscles, and sometimes in public I have to actually joke with her to take it down a notch.

We still laugh at the thought of women treating sex like a chore. Once my wife starting really enjoying sex, she wants it more than I do and she can't understand why any woman wouldn't want sex on a nearly daily basis.
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Re: Excuses

Postby bigdude » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:58 am

HighDriveMormon wrote:We still laugh at the thought of women treating sex like a chore.

Not a laughing matter. Not funny; not even close.
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Re: Excuses

Postby supertbone » Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:19 pm

JustGettingBy wrote:The one that really hurt was that she really wanted the time after the kids go to bed to read her LDS romance novels. That took years to not be devastated everytime I thought about it.


Ouch, that cuts deep. I am sorry that happens to you. I cannot imagine how that would feel.

My wife would rather watch reality TV than make reality with me.
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Re: Excuses

Postby mariabronn » Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:21 pm

Excuses from her? I am the one begging for a rest. She's a nympho.
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Re: Excuses

Postby supertbone » Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:24 pm

sanchiro wrote:Excuses from her? I am the one begging for a rest. She's a nympho.


If we were all that lucky.
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Re: Excuses

Postby HighDriveMormon » Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:20 pm

bigdude wrote:
HighDriveMormon wrote:We still laugh at the thought of women treating sex like a chore.

Not a laughing matter. Not funny; not even close.


We only laugh because it is evident they have no idea what they are missing out on and the stress they are bringing into their relationship and hence their life. We also laugh because I probably make more excuses now than my wife, from honestly being extremely tired or having work to do (but still very rare). If wives only knew how much they were handicapping their joy in life by not allowing themselves to have 10-15 orgasms per week...
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